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What should Microsoft's mascot be?

Brownie the Lonely Zune

The poll

In an earlier poll, I asked What should Apple's mascot be? (Poll's still open; have a whack at it! I think "Steve Jobs's ego" is going to win.)

It's only proper to now ask your help in choosing a mascot for Microsoft. I mean, they don't even have a company icon like Apple's fruit logo; just boring text. With YOUR help, maybe a perky mascot can breathe some life into lackluster Redmond!

Brownie the Lonely Zune
23% (5 votes)
640K of RAM
14% (3 votes)
The kind of weasel that makes other weasels say "What a weasel"
14% (3 votes)
Vista, the shaved and repainted Tiger
0% (0 votes)
Clippy on a tequila bender
9% (2 votes)
Skunky, the animated drop of Ballmer sweat
9% (2 votes)
The 144,000 (Windows viruses)
5% (1 vote)
A photocopier
14% (3 votes)
Gummy, the toothless polar bear beat up by penguins
9% (2 votes)
Any dinosaur and/or roadkill will do
5% (1 vote)
Total votes: 22
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