Hey, kids-- it's time for this week's example of what kind of zany anticompetitive stunts you can pull once a five-year-long tussle with the Justice Department leads to nothing more than a slap on the wrist.  (Actually, we may be stretching the definition of the word "slap" a little thin, since the settlement was more like a "gentle massage with aromatic oils" on the wrist, but somehow that just doesn't really roll off the tongue.)