Home » "Welcome to the social" is so not working. What new tag line better fits Microsoft's Zune music player?

Fresh new slogans. "Next time it just may sync!" -Microsoft Zune

Submitted by Cloaked Lurker on Tue, 2006-12-12 06:15.

A clever print ad: "MySpace is cool, and iPods are cool too. This is what we mean by 'social' get it?" -Microsoft Zune
My runner up: "Sqeeze my poop and watch it squirt!" - Microsoft Zune
Or: "Zune Marketplace: If your lucky, you'll only have to reinstall it twice. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas."
or: "Look Dad got me Vista, and Mom got me the Zune! Which one should I use? - poor Kid

Oh I can't stop.

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