This is a couple months old already, but if you haven't seen it: 

CRACKED offers reader-made illustrations of the world if everything was made by Microsoft. 

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You can't laugh at technology without laughing at companies, and you can't laugh at companies without laughing at – and often because of – corpspeak. We all run into those polished gems of meaning-free blandishments with every synergy-mobilizing press release, every paradigm-transforming media quote. I was reminded to start clipping these after some recent howlers from Microsoft, a company whose reps have no idea how to speak like humans. But neither they nor the tech sector are alone in that.

Here's a small start. Set phasers to empower!

"Based on the feedback we've received from partners and customers asking us to enable a richer small notebook PC experience with Windows 7 Starter..."
Microsoft on removing some pointless limitations from Windows 7 Starter. [Well, the announcement itself is welcome, but how about leaving the marketing meetings once in a while to re-discover English?]
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